Life's too complicated
Why I love my friends
Me: if she ever physically stalks me, i will beat her down with my flowery umbrella
Meshi: and it will look fucking hilarious
Me: i guess i'll yell first
you know, fair warning
Meshi: SPARTA always works in my book
Me: haha, i can picture it now
*appears out of nowhere on some random corner downtown* "hey lisa, can we talk?"
Meshi: Chinese shop owners; "O_o"
Me: *whips out umbrella* "BITCH, GET YO ASS BACK HERE"
Meshi: *umbrella starts firing out bullets*
Me: "I'LL TEACH YOU TO STALK ME!"
Meshi: *umbrella turns into a flamethrower*
Me: my umbrella is so boss in my fantasies :p
Meshi: everyone knows flowery umbrellas are badass
Dear Friends, I love you for always being there when I needed you most and loving me the way I am. I know we drive each other crazy sometimes, but deep down, we know our friendship’s worth it. All the inside jokes, embarrassing phases, hysterical episodes, late nights out, car rides with the music on full blast, and the priceless combination of pure bliss and the feeling of belonging make...
And today's word of the day is...
MANGASM m: i really need to stop myself before it gets out of hand and i say something stupid though l: nahh, he talks about buttsex and mangasms all the time
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I feel old.
I envy those of you who can manage a social life and work. I wanna enjoy my summer too!